The Rabbit in the Kitchen

May 21, 2015

Our little patient is doing pretty well, all in all.  She is tapering off the prescription pain-killer, resting a lot, and doing her best to fill up on foods with no substance. Good times.

Backing up to the actual surgery day . . .

When the nurse called Sarah back to the procedure room, I gave her a quick hug and settled in for the wait. After about 10 seconds, the receptionist who had been watching me said, “You can go back with her if you want.” Then she added with a smile, “I saw the look on your face.”

Was I that obvious?  I guess so!

When I got back to the room, Sarah was ensconced comfortably in the Scary Chair. (Which is what I silently dubbed it.)

IMG_4663

She dutifully read the list of risks including cheery notes about nerves being permanently cut and the rare chance that she might wake up in the middle of the procedure.  Nothing like a bit of light reading to start things off with a flourish.

IMG_4667

The instruments were all ready . . .

IMG_4665

and the surgeon arrived for a pre-procedural chat. (And also to examine her teeny tiny veins.)

IMG_4668

That was my cue to vamoose back to the waiting room. I am very good at waiting in waiting rooms. And also vamoosing.

She was completely done in about twenty minutes. When they brought me back to her room, she was lolling in a wheelchair, eyes glazed, mouth open, pale and traumatized-looking. Turns out though, that while her body was moving a little slow, her brain was moving at its usual top speed.  As soon as we got out to the car, she whipped out her phone, pulled up an app that translates typed text into speech and started typing  questions and comments.

I had to smile at my high-tech girl as I had a spirited conversation with her phone.

When we got home she lay down a few minutes and then got her ice packs in place by inserting them into a scarf and holding it all on with an ear warmer.

11313181_10153316741893522_8061274259022773157_o

She posted this picture on FB and then added,

I don’t know if anyone has noticed the green cap of a water bottle on top of my head. Mom and I were sitting in the kitchen, wondering where the cap of the bottle I had been drinking was. I have no proof of this, but I think someone sitting in the nearby living room overheard this conversation, found the bottle cap, and sneaked it onto my head as he walked by. I only discovered its presence about ten minutes later when I saw myself in a mirror. Since I still lack any incriminating evidence, I won’t identify this suspect, but his name starts with a Steve and ends with a Smith.

From the back it looked  just like we had a rabbit in the kitchen.

IMG_4681

When she sat down to drink some (cooled off) tea and a magazine.  I told her that she looked like a lady of leisure, so she struck a Lady of Leisure pose for me.

IMG_4682

She posted this photo on Facebook yesterday with the comment,

“One more hour of applying frozen veggies to my face. Then Chipmunk Sarah will emerge in all her glory.”

10923232_10202997617099676_685741451227807614_n

(Note:  I know peas and corn make better ice packs but the only small size of frozen veggies they had was green beans.)

Last evening was hard for her. The pain increased quite a bit and she got very uncomfortable. It did my mama heart no good to see the echoes of the suffering from earlier years.  I’ve seen those eyes filled with pain too many times to count.

At least this suffering is temporary and easily fixed with time and rest. 

IMG_4696

Today she is feeling like she is on the mend. She posted this photo with the comment:

 “Chipmunk Sarah has arrived. Watch out, Chip and Dale.”    (She was wearing the hat because she was cold.)

10431673_10202997989188978_6181486630272397940_n

Nice to know our own personal chipmunk (AKA Rabbit in the Kitchen) has only lost a couple of teeth—and not her sense of humor.

 

Share:
12 comments so far.

12 responses to “The Rabbit in the Kitchen”

  1. Gayle in AL says:

    So glad she’s on the mend! She’ll be as good as new in no time! 🙂

  2. jodi says:

    How’s are you feeling Sarah? Don’t you have a colonoscopy coming up? My dad said that topping off the “prep” w/ a splash of Mountain Dew makes it more palatable (our GI doc prefers vodka—obviously he was kidding–we think) ! Because I’m mostly tube fed, I get to skip the drinking & run it through my j-tube….guess I found a positive to a feeding tube!

    Meghan, how are you doing on modified (partial??) bed rest? Will you be able to pop into school on the last day or two for part of the day? You’re due in June, right? You look great despite not feeling 100%!

    Take care, ALL!

    • Becky says:

      Jodi,

      Yes, Sarah does have a colonoscopy coming up but we’re going to wait until after Madi is born to get it scheduled since we don’t want Sarah to be mid-prep when the call comes. 🙂

      Bed rest is doing the job for Meagan, slowing those contractions down. And I agree. She DOES look great!

      Glad you found one upside to your feeding tube; I love your positive thinking. 🙂

  3. Michele says:

    so glad it is over and done with and that Sarah is on the mend..

  4. Mrs. Pam says:

    never thought about dividing the peas into smaller bags? 🙂
    glad green beans worked, and that Summer was a faithful bit of warmth.

  5. Mel says:

    Sarah is such a trooper. Glad to see she is on the mend. The swelling doesn’t look too bad at all.

  6. Lesley says:

    Nice pictorial Becky! Glad to hear she is on the mend. I am sure she is glad THAT’s over!!!!

  7. Ann Martin says:

    Glad she is better and you, too. Looks cute with the scarfs around her. Noticed Summer there with her to give comfort.

  8. beckylp says:

    so precious. Glad you are feeling better. I hope you reconsidered and are taking the weekend off work

  9. Steve says:

    Trooper, she is. Signed, Yoda.

  10. Jan Reuther says:

    When you talked about the ice packs, all I could think was, “Thank goodness there was more than just cauliflower in freezer bags available!” She looks adorable as a rabbit. (And as about everything else, too!)

    I highly recommend sherbet; it’s cold so it feels good, and it tastes good, too! Keep on mending, Sarah!

  11. LeeAnne says:

    Cutest. Chipmunk. Ever!! Glad you’re on the mend Sarah! 🙂

Thanks for contributing to this blog through your comments.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Twenty years.

It's hard to believe I've been blogging that long. Many of you have been following since the first word was written all those years ago. Thanks to both old-timers and newcomers for being part of our story.

My goal is for Smithellaneous is to be a place where strangers become friends.

You are welcome here.

Subscribe Here. (Please!)

Receive notifications when a new blog is posted. Other than that, I won\'t bug you. :-)

Join 311 other subscribers

Search Past Posts by Month/Year

Archives